The Sudden Curve

Smokin' Babe :: Avril Lavigne

Posted by Wally Conger, who doesn't own a single Avril Lavigne CD...but she shur iz purty!

"The Authority Song" - John Mellencamp

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, this is one of my favorite songs.

ARRRGHHH!!!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, this is one of my favorite movies.

Tobor the Eighth Man!!!

I always thought Tobor was cool because he had the strength of 10,000 men and could toss Godzilla into the stratosphere!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who every day sings, "Tobor the Eighth Man!!!"

I Wonder if I Can Build One of These?

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, look at that pile of brass!

"Toast" -- Heywood Banks

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez...toast...wiper blades....Big Butter Jesus.

Get on Your Bad Motor Skooter and Ride

When I was 13 I had a $50 minibike that I once fell off of and got three stiches in my knee. I no longer have my BMS, but still have the scar.

Posted by Bob Wallace, who is a Bad Motor Skooter hisself.

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Lena Headey

She was terrific in 300, but she absolutely ROCKS on the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles TV series.

Posted by Wally Conger, who can almost forget Linda Hamilton when he watches Headey's Sarah -- but not quite.

Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster

I finally saw "Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster." It's not bad at all. It's got some pretty catchy '60s pop music and an Italian scooter.

Frankenstein (his name is actually Frank) is a robot astronaut who blows a gasket. He's not scary, just goofy, especially when he falls off of a sea wall.

The Space Monster is some guy in a rubber outfit, who goes "Argh, argh." Yawn.

What is scary is the alien Dr. Nadir,  who is some faggy guy who looks like a cross between John Lovitz and Nosferatu. His alien babe boss kinda reminds me of the black-leather clad hottie in "Devil Girl from Mars," only she's wearing some kind of Egyptian headdress. She's pretty S&M, though.

They come to Earth to snatch Earthgirls for reproduction. They all happen to be wearing bikinis, since they're kidnapped from a pool party, in which some guy doing the Twist on a diving board gets disintegrated by a Whammo airblaster, one of which I had as a kid.

This movie holds up a lot better than I thought it would, and is most definitely worth seeing. It ain't great, of course, but it's a hidden gem. Well, actually, maybe a rhinestone, but you know what I mean.

Posted by Bob Wallace, who really like their scooter.

"Run Away! Run Away!"

Posted by Bob Wallace, who wondered for years what a "manky Scots git" was.

Someone to Not Mess With

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, ouch.