Not only is there a Frankenstein and Festus Missouri, there is also a Tightwad Missouri, which is sort of in the Ozarks. It only has about 70 people, but customers from all over the country use the bank so they'll have checks that say "Tightwad" on them.
Missouri is an underrated state. It has more caves and wineries than any other state, the Ozarks, lakes, rivers, streams, hiking trails, camping, float trips, horses, swimming, hunting, and all kinds of goodies.
Posted by Bob Wallace, who drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade last night and was surprised to 5% alcoholic lemonade can throw you for a loop.