When people saw him they'd get big smiles on their faces and say, "Is he yours?"
For some bizarre reason, his mother was a catastrophe. Imagine Betty Friedan giving birth to Brad Pitt. It just boggles the mind.
He was a funny kid, but whenever I turned away from him he'd rip a booger out of his nose and put it on the passenger window. He was an expert and did it in one second. No matter how many times I yelled at him (how could I tell his mother something like that?) he'd still do it.
I still wonder if he ever did it at home.
Posted by Bob Wallace, who has a hundred stories to tell about driving a taxi.