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Cartoons From The New Yorker: 2008 Day-to-Day Calendar

RIP George Carlin

posted by Tom Novak, who says, in honor of George we have busted the TSC censorship rules WIDE open!

Gotta have Snausages on the menu too

posted by Tom Novak who says dog food is all he can afford since the collapse of the dollar. But it's not so bad!

Twinkles the Elephant (he weren't no Dumbo, that's for sure)

posted by Tom Novak who is as old as mammoth crap, so he remembers Twinkles and his cereal.  Wilbur always was a grouch in these things.

The Greatest Cartoon Ever

"I Love to Singa," of course.

Posted by Bob Wallace, who never gets tired of this cartoon.

A, Snicker, Joke

This reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago.

Why doesn't Mexico send anybody to the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump and swim are here already!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who is, snicker, snort, chortle, wheeze...can't talk anymore.

The Horror! The Horror!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, sometimes you can look at a woman and know instantly she's a geek, dork, nerd, and probably Trekker and Stars War freak.

Take That, Infidel!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, now here's a perfect example of a picture being worth a thousand words.

Attack of the Man Boobs

Well, it looks like Arnold's not going to be saying, "I'll be bock" anymore.

Posted by Bob Wallace, who now thinks he could beat Arnold up.

The Dumbest Guy on the Planet

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, pitiful, just pitiful.

Cop, Snicker, Tasers Hisself

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, karma's a bitch!

Awww...

This is a real marking on this here cute little doggie. If the owner can reproduce it on the puppies, he or she is going to be rich.

As cute as it is on a chihuahua -- or as Les Nessman called it -- a "ki-hoo-a-hoo-a" -- I don't think it would fit on a pit bull.

Posted by Bob Wallace, who doesn't really like ki-hoo-a-hoo-as all that much.

Wahh! You call this a Christmas present?!?!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who always kinda liked Linda Ronstadt's singing, but I have no idea what happened here, obviously she's been overdosing on the Twinkles or maybe even something a lot worse, but I really do hope she sees someone about this because if she walked by me on the street I wouldn't recognize the poor thing, and I really do think I'm going to have some bad dreams for a while.

Baby Won't You Drive my Car!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who never uses carwashes. Never, never, never.

I go for a Drive in a Winter Wonderland

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, that's not me because I drive just a little bit better than that.

I Am Strangely Attracted....

This is another photo of the Bride of the Monster in the post below. Only this time he's dressed as a ballerina!

To my horror, I find her...him?...it?...they? rather attractive! Ohmigod, I'm sick!! I need help!! Only I don't know where to get it!!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who's still wondering if he had Mr. Wheezer and his two friends cut off.

Goodbye to the Frank and Beans

I used to get a lot of hatemail. Several years ago, I got two or three from a woman with a rather pleasant-sounding, melodious name.

Wondering why a woman with such a name was writing very weird, almost irrational hatemail, I Googled the name, and ha ha! it wasn't a woman! It was some whackjob transsexual!

I had forgotten all about this loon until a few days ago I got another hatemail. So I decided to post of picture of this...thing.

This is a picture of him/it/her/they without the face showing. Nice dress, though.

The face is extremely creepy and you're better off not seeing it.

Posted by Bob Wallace, who wonders if it went though with the removeadicktomy.

Killer Pug Savages Cat

Posted by Bob Wallace, who also owns a killer pug...when he's not sleeping.

Wigger #1

Posted  by Bob Wallace, who sez, I don't think he has any brains, either.

Ha Ha Ha

Posted by Bob Wallace, who never had a teddy bear.