What I got for Christmas ~ Shake light
Flashlight Just Shake, No Battery required
This is cool, a flashlight that's shaken not stirred, all you do is shake the thing a little bit and it works fine. It's just the right size (not ginormous like the multi-D-cell lights I have that don't fit in a center console), and it's plenty bright too.
You see, it isn't a normal battery light at all - it utilizes Faraday's Principle of ... oh never mind! Just get one and stick it in the car and forget about it until you need the blamed thing. Sheesh!"
posted by Tom Novak who says, "You know ... you can really tell that you have no life at all when the best thing you get for Christmas is a *%&#, pathetic, friggin' FLASHLIGHT!!"
LOS ANGELES—Less than an hour after doctors discovered that the gland had become all screwy with the infections, legendary comedian Jerry Lewis underwent emergency surgery to remove his gefloigel Monday. "We had to go in through Mr. Lewis' schlaphlecky system, bypassing the oy-hayvel," said Dr. Jacob Weisz, Nice Mister Chief of Surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. "But in the end, we were able to get him all being better and healthy, you know." Doctors have prescribed Lewis several weeks of bedrest, with the sleeping and the flowers and the nice music and hrrrrrn.
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