The Sudden Curve

How to avoid SAD

Get three pounds of Twizzlers for Christmas and you'll be too pre-occupied with peeling the wrappers and eating them to notice how dark it is outside already for a month and you'll never get that seasonal whatchamacallit thing.

posted by Tom Novak who estimates he'll be avoiding SAD until sometime in late February.

Brahma the anti-hoodoo Beer

posted by Tom Novak who says Voodoo-Witches Must Pay!

A Postum post for Dizzy Blondes

Now blondes, put down that coffee cup and remember you have to click on the picture above with the mousey-pointer thing to make it big enough to read. I'm just saying ...

postumed by Tom "Mr. Coffee Nerves" Novak for Slim The Sudden Curve's own blonde editor @ large (and sidebar and banner babe).

Gotta have Snausages on the menu too

posted by Tom Novak who says dog food is all he can afford since the collapse of the dollar. But it's not so bad!

Twinkles the Elephant (he weren't no Dumbo, that's for sure)

posted by Tom Novak who is as old as mammoth crap, so he remembers Twinkles and his cereal.  Wilbur always was a grouch in these things.

And now, a word from our sponsor - it's Bacon!

posted by Tom Novak, who's hungry

Weird Fruit Ad # 63

posted by Tom Novak who says, "aww c'mon, girls, save the hate mail -this is some serious branding.

The Martini Lamp is lit ...

... and so shall ye all be.  Soon.

posted by the creator of the legendary Novak Martini.

The Cat's in the Kettle ...

posted by Tom Novak who says that cats, as a dish, are best served cold ... and if you want to see this video clearly you can do so at this website.

Freshly Vacuu-Pak'd Froggie

Yum!

posted by Tom Novak, who refuses to eat anything at all from now on.

Coke is the new black

Coke Blak. 8 oz coke bottle shaped coca-cola and coffee flavored energy drink. A four-pak of Blak costs less than just about one cup of anything at Starbucks. And you can put the cap back on it. Yay.

I like it. Tastes great and it's less filling ... oh wait, that's beer ... Coke Blak was being derided by the poofta-west coast boutique coffee drinking crowd even before it hit the shelves. Which is reason enough for normal people to drink it.

So if you like coffee, and who doesn't? And you like coca-cola, and who doesn't - - Well, okay then, go out and try some ... how hard is this?

posted by Tom Novak, who thinks combining addictive legal fluid substances is a great time saver.

at the end of the Beerbow ...

posted by Tom Novak, who's been there and says the end of the Beerbow is guarded by Graken Spriggin.

TSC Sunday Morning Edition Editors hard at work, as usual

posted by Tom Novak, who swears that someday soon he is gonna call our cute but lazy busy TSC editor chicks @ large and demand they post sumthin' ... anything, or else.

TSC Sunday Morning Edition ~ Doctor approved

posted by Tom Novak who really looked like this before the first cup of French Market Coffee and Chicory a few minutes ago  ...

TSC Sunday Morning Edition editors hard at work

posted by Tom Novak, who says illegal clown immigration is a serious threat to the U.S. of A., ... they just keep coming out of that one little car, and nothing can stop them!!

Here Is Your Morning Cowffee

posted by Tom Novak, who is willing to bet cows make the best latte.

Percolating backstage

posted by Tom Novak, who thinks maybe this is why Agnes Moorehead's legendary radio production of Don Juan in Hell turned out so ... edgy.

Coffee Satisfies

posted by Tom Novak, who's says sunday mornings should be creme filled and caffeinated.

Hungry for the two Major Breakfast Food Groups?

Goooooooooooooood Moooooorning, Varmint Cong!!  Your order is UP ... 

Well, boys and girls, you may have noticed that things have been a little slow going around The Sudden Curve of late... so it's time for Breakfast on Us for all you loyal minions, myrmidons, mullets and malthusiasts.

Coffee and Donuts -- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!  Now that's good for what hurts.

Yes, yes, many of the extreme, whack-a-mole crazy events of the last few weeks (months, whatever) or so have had their affect, on your beloved TSC Editors @ Large and even on those of us laboring in the strangelovian depths of The Underground Parking and Publishing reinforced concrete bunker and time capsule ... and we thought we were immune. 

Oh Well.

Posted by Tom Novak, who says just keep your "Tsk, Tsking" to yourselves and send insurance adjusters, lawyers, guns and money ... QUICK!

Umm, Yummy

Charlize Theron