Tom Novak

Monday, June 23, 2008

RIP George Carlin

posted by Tom Novak, who says, in honor of George we have busted the TSC censorship rules WIDE open!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

R.I.P. Stan Winston

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Sadly, the great sculptor and film maker Stan Winston, who's work is showcased in 2 blockbuster movies in your local theaters right now, Iron Man and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull died June 15, 2008 at age 62 of natural causes following a prolonged illness.

Winston won 4 Academy Awards in a 20 years plus career as a special effects master.

posted by Tom Novak, who's donned a black endoskeleton in mourning.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Gotta have Snausages on the menu too

posted by Tom Novak who says dog food is all he can afford since the collapse of the dollar. But it's not so bad!

Twinkles the Elephant (he weren't no Dumbo, that's for sure)

posted by Tom Novak who is as old as mammoth crap, so he remembers Twinkles and his cereal.  Wilbur always was a grouch in these things.

And now, a word from our sponsor - it's Bacon!

posted by Tom Novak, who's hungry

Friday, December 14, 2007

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad ~ on DVD

Team America: World Police - Unrated (Widescreen Special Collector's Edition)

posted by Tom Novak, who has killed the terrorists, recovered the WMD's and is now flying back to Mount Rushmore with the rest of the Team for debriefing and cocktails!

Ayn Randroid ~ the scary tapes

posted by Tom Novak, who is responsible for your nightmares ....

Monday, November 19, 2007

The Sudden Curve looks Beautiful on the iPhone

Try it and see for yourownself!

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posted by tom Novak who says look for the mobile optimized versions of TSC and ROM coming soon to a device near you....

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

15 Actual Accidental Ghosts caught on film

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Lord_combemere

Freddy_jackson

White_rock_museum

Mabel_chinnerys_mother

Terry_ike_clanton

Wem_town_hall_in_flames

Bachelors_grove_graveyard

Faces_in_waves_behind_ss_watertown

San_antonio_railroad_crossing

Newby_church

Joyce_andrews_grave

St_botolphs_church

Chuch_minister

Grandfather_russell

Monday, October 22, 2007

Sidebar Babe :: Eva Mendez

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Okay, okay, I hear you out there clamoring to take a crack at this weeks Sidebar Babe.  Well, no more teasing, here's your chance.

She's not a blast from the past this time, she's one of today's hottiest actresses.  Star of such recent mega hits as ...

Ghost Rider (Widescreen Edition)

Oh,stop whining,  this is soooooooo easy.  And as always the first right answerer who guesses the identity of our Sidebar Babereeno in the comments section and provides a genuine email address and isn't on the payroll and, and, and nothin' he/she/it gets entered in the drawing to win a shiny new TSC logo item. Or maybe more than one item, at this point - who knows.  Guess right and find out!

C'mon now, class, let's not always see the same hands ........

posted by Tom Novak, who knows this will be solved in like, 2 seconds

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Armed and Dangerous, Music Video Babe :: Joey Heatherton ~ from the Dean Martin Show

posted by Tom Novak, who isn't sure, but thinks Joey got her start on "Hullabaloo."

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Doctor Seussisms

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postedby Grandpappy Novak, who is about to tell the story, again,  of how he won the day at Balaclava.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Sidebar Babe :: Amanda Tapping

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Okay Sidebar Babe fans, time to show your Sidebar Babe expertise by naming the first Sidebar Babe of Fall 2007. She is an easily recognizable TSC multi-babe who just happens to be our perennial Fourth of July Sidebar Babe (even though she isn't an American {first and only hint- c'mon this's a cinch.}).

She's shown here demonstrating her fetching, early MegRyanesque. look.

The first person or avatar or pseudonym or whatever who guesses the right name in the comments first  ...  weeeeeell, happy day! Because, as always, our lucky, first-namer's name will be thrown into Tom Ender's cowboy hat (figuratively speaking) and entered into the drawing to win a TSC logo item, that some poor bastard still has to design... jeeez!

Okay .......        ........  no .......... ............. not yet ............... ............ NOW!!!!

Stargate SG-1 - The Complete Series Collection

posted by Tom Novak, who says we almost have enough winners to have a decent draw

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Presenting :: Tales From The Pub ~ "The Return"

posted by Tom Novak who looks exactly like Fay's late mutant.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Sidebar Babe :: Caroll Baker

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One of the most oft-commented upon and spectacular Sidebar Babes of the past year is this weeks offering ... as we leap into the deep end of our pool of Sidebar Babes for our weekly; Guess The The Sudden Curve Sidebar Babe Contest - or GTTSCSBC for short.

This Sidebar Babe might be a little bit more of a challenge than our previous Sidebarettes.

So anyone who gets this one right off the get-go gets extra points for the difficulty factor. First correct commentor gets entered into the shallow end of our pool of Sidebar Babe Guessers and becomes eligible in the drawing to win a whiz-bang TSC Logo Item, of yet to be determined origin.

Easy as pie cheats have been removed for all you sneaky source code viewers ... not that you needed them so far.

posted by Tom Novak, who is thinking coffee cup as the prize - since one size fits all - if you factor in refills.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Internet addiction Part two

94%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

posted by Tom Novak, who fudged the questions to keep his score low ...

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Presenting :: Fear and Clothing in Los Angeles

posted by Tom Novak, who is presenting not necessarily understanding ...

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Sidebar Babe :: Anne Francis

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Here we go with another scintillating episode of "Guess the The Sudden Curve Sidebar Babe!"  Here we present one of our very first and original Sidebar Babes from the Sidebar Babe Archives.  She is a four time solo sidebar featurette and has shown up in various other locations in this publication over the years ... so this should be a snap.

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Remember to provide a genuine email address with the correct answer identifying this week's SideBar Babe if you want to be entered into the drawing to win whatever it is we decide to give away to the winner, uhm, however we decide to determine who the winner will be who'll get the whatever -  Okaaaaaay .................

Forbidden Planet (Ultimate Collector's Edition) [HD DVD]

posted by Tom Novak, who says speaking of Honey West!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Sidebar Babe :: Melody Anderson

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Flash Gordon (Saviour Of The Universe Edition)

Okay, here we go with Guess the TSC Sidebar Babe #2 and she's easy too ... um, maybe that doesn't sound quite right.  But guess away, the first right answerer may even get entered into some contest or something for a drawing of some essential cool stuff.  Provided you have a legitimate email address and are present to win and we can afford it and you aren't Bob, Wally, or either Toms.  Now - Ready ... set ... set and a half ... GO!

posted by Tom Novak, who says this Sidebar Babe just happens to be the background screen on my Zune!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Presenting :: Tales from the Pub ~ "Meet Beeba"

posted by Tom Novak, who is waiting for Beeba to say, "Rowwwrrr!"

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