If velociraptors are so tough, then how come they're extinct and roaches are still around in the zillions? Huh? Huh? Somebody answer that! Okay, I will. I'll tell you why--they were a bunch of Hugh Grant watchin', Michael Bolton listenin' nancy-boy candy-asses. If there were herds of them still around, I'd put on my Commando Cody flying suit, hover above them and waste them with my Intergalactic Death Ray. BZZZZZZZZT! Dino Burgers. Hey, Commando Cody was a guy who flew to the moon in that suit! You think even a herd of T-Rexes would bother me if I was dressed like him? Hah! I don't think so.
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