Green Plastic Army Men :: The Games

Well looky here, it's the twenty-first century version of Green Plastic Army Men that you can play on your computer.

You know, when I was a kid, we made green plastic multi-headed and limbed zombies by cutting up green plastic army men with razor blades and then remelting the parts together in unusual arrangements.  Then we had wars between them and the army men  and ... Hey, STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY!!! This was just good clean imaginative adolescent behavior.  It's not like we were pulling wings off of flies or anything.

posted by Tom Novak, who's Green Army Men were equipped with lighter fluid flame-throwers and bottle-rocket launchers.