Is that a Carrot Top in your pocket ... or are you just glad to see me?

Well, I'm back from Vegas and yes, before I could get into my room with the awesome view of Mandalay Bay this is what I had to look at every time on my key, Carrot Top.    Carrot Top??? Geez, who thought of that?

If that's not bad enough, of all the hot show girl babes and fabulous stars and glitterattaratti jet setters and lost boys and golden girls - who is it that I bump into in the casino - that's right, Carrot Top.   Carrot Top???? Geez.

Anyway, Luxor Las Vegas  is cool.  It's a lot better than the stinky old shit hole in Egypt it's named after. Man, forget that place - they don't even have a decent buffet there.   Peee - yew.  I'll take Viva Las Vegas anytime.

posted by Tom Novak, who won a planet and forty-thousand quatloos offa some big brains in glass jars. Big brains in glass jars will bet on a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

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[Bob Wallace]

Jeebus. From Frank and Dino to Carrot Top.