The Sudden Curve

My Kind of Woman

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, she wssted a lot of ammo!

My Now Colorful Pit Bull Bite

Better than a tattoo, isn't it? More colorful than a sunset.

Imagine what it will look like when it turns completely black!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who now wants to euthanize all pit bulls.

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Bridget Fonda

Such a terrific A&D Babe photo, I just had to post it.

Posted by Wally Conger, who watches Point of No Return at least once a year.

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted by Wally Conger, who doesn't understand the whole Catherine Zeta-Jones thing with Michael Douglas.

Devil Girl from Mars

This movie has everything you could possibly want: a Martian invasion, an S&M queen dressed in skin-tight black leather, a cardboard robot with a police light on top of his head, and a disintegrator ray.

The S&M queen comes to Earth to kidnap human men, since their weezers are still working, unlike Martian men, whose has apparently fallen off. Yet the men don't want to go, the dopes! Sex with millions of Martian women! This is a problem? Where?

This is an underrated classic, which should be seen by every sci-fi fan!

Posted by Bob Wallace, who can't wait to go.

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Lena Headey

She was terrific in 300, but she absolutely ROCKS on the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles TV series.

Posted by Wally Conger, who can almost forget Linda Hamilton when he watches Headey's Sarah -- but not quite.

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Drew Barrymore

Why is Drew Barrymore packin' heat? Dunno. Don't care. Pretty hot, though.

Posted by Wally Conger, who still remembers when Drew was a widdle gurl.

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Jodie Foster

I haven't seen Jodie Foster's recent movie The Brave One yet, but I sure will when it comes to DVD in February. I've always found Ms. Foster very hot, and never more so than in this art that will grace the DVD packaging. There's nuttin' like a gun-toting dame, friends.

Posted by Wally Conger, who seldom thinks of Jodie Foster as "that little neighbor girl" from the old Courtship of Eddie's Father TV series of 1969 or so.

Armed and Dangerous, Music Video Babe :: Joey Heatherton ~ from the Dean Martin Show

posted by Tom Novak, who isn't sure, but thinks Joey got her start on "Hullabaloo."

Sidebar Babe :: Amanda Tapping

Okay Sidebar Babe fans, time to show your Sidebar Babe expertise by naming the first Sidebar Babe of Fall 2007. She is an easily recognizable TSC multi-babe who just happens to be our perennial Fourth of July Sidebar Babe (even though she isn't an American {first and only hint- c'mon this's a cinch.}).

She's shown here demonstrating her fetching, early MegRyanesque. look.

The first person or avatar or pseudonym or whatever who guesses the right name in the comments first  ...  weeeeeell, happy day! Because, as always, our lucky, first-namer's name will be thrown into Tom Ender's cowboy hat (figuratively speaking) and entered into the drawing to win a TSC logo item, that some poor bastard still has to design... jeeez!

Okay .......        ........  no .......... ............. not yet ............... ............ NOW!!!!

Stargate SG-1 - The Complete Series Collection

posted by Tom Novak, who says we almost have enough winners to have a decent draw

Sidebar Babe :: Anne Francis

Here we go with another scintillating episode of "Guess the The Sudden Curve Sidebar Babe!"  Here we present one of our very first and original Sidebar Babes from the Sidebar Babe Archives.  She is a four time solo sidebar featurette and has shown up in various other locations in this publication over the years ... so this should be a snap.

Remember to provide a genuine email address with the correct answer identifying this week's SideBar Babe if you want to be entered into the drawing to win whatever it is we decide to give away to the winner, uhm, however we decide to determine who the winner will be who'll get the whatever -  Okaaaaaay .................

Forbidden Planet (Ultimate Collector's Edition) [HD DVD]

posted by Tom Novak, who says speaking of Honey West!

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Lindsay Lohan

It's kinda sad, but troubled Lindsay Lohan -- in and out of rehab again and again -- seems to actually THINK that she qualifies as a TSC Armed & Dangerous Babe. Ah, well... Armed and dangerous or not, I think Lindsay's still cute enough to appear in our patheon of babes.

Posted by Wally Conger, who's seen the Parent Trap remake about a dozen times.

Armed and Dangerous, Music Video, Space Babe :: Joi Lansing

Wow, gorgeous Joi Lansing is a TRIPLE threat TSC babe!

You know, I used to watch the amazing Joi Lansing on Love That Bob! which was the rerun version of The Bob Cummings Show... although that was when it was on Nik at Nite in the 1980's.

But I do remember her as a regular on The Beverly Hillbillies as Lester Scruggs' wife... or was she Earl Flatt's wife?  Oh well, I guess it doesn't really matter.  All she ever did was look slinky and go shopping - once I seem to remember that Granny tried to teach her to cook, but I don't think it worked.

Joi, a former Miss Hollywood and a Goldwyn Girl and a rival of Marlyn Monroe really was a pretty good actress and all around entertainer who was a very popular and successful blonde bombshell right at the time blonde bombshells dropped out of favor in movies.  Suddenly she had to make a living modeling polka-dot bikinis ~ something she did exceptionally well, woof!  She was part of the swanky world of Frank Sinatra in the 50's and worked steadily throughout the 60's as a television and stage performer and she became one of the most popular pin-ups of American soldiers in Viet Nam.

 

Here she is vamping it up and singing the  Elmer Bernstein title song from The Silencers - which, coincidentally, happens to be one of our favorite movies starring the great Dean Martin (who costarred with Joi in at least two movies) as super spy Matt Helm. Although in the movie the song is sung by Cyd Charisse.

posted by Tom Novak, who says Joi is a space babe in Queen of Outer Space, a movie so bad it's good.

 

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Tammy Bruce

I've had a "thing" for lesbian feminist liberal-turned-conservative author (The New Thought Police, The New American Revolution) and radio talk show host Tammy Bruce for well over a decade, ever since I first started listening to her on KFI radio in Los Angeles (she's now syndicated from KABC in L.A.). Politically, Tammy calls herself a "classical liberal" (i.e., libertarian), but she's much too conservative for my taste. But Tammy's soooooo politically incorrect during this horrible Era of Political Correctness -- and she's just so friggin' CUTE -- that I can't resist her.

And this photo of Tammy, which now graces her official website, is a fine example of why I'm so crazy about her. Tammy, armed with her .38 snubnose Smith & Wesson, affectionately named "Snuffy Bruce," writes: "A Chick with a Gun and a Microphone. Yes, the two things that make the establishment the most upset. Well, three things if you include the chick." She adds: "There has been some controversy over the fact that I have my finger on Snuffy's trigger. Yes, I know that it is politically incorrect firearm etiquette, but this is a photo and I wanted it this way for the dramatic impact. It's that simple. It's a portrait, not an instructional photograph."

Read more about Tammy and her pal Snuffy right here.

Posted by Wally Conger, who'd "go lesbian" if that were a possibility, just to spend some quality time with Tammy Bruce.

Armed & Dangerous Chicks

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: 24's Mary Lynn Rajskub

Babes, Breasts, Beer

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, life doesn't get much better than this.

We're starting the new year right ~ with Stella (by starlight)

posted by Tom Novak, who's seeing to it that you begin 2007 all ... tingly.

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Eva Habermann

I've tried to locate some info on where this photo originated. No luck. But this is German actress Eva Habermann, and I don't care that much about where the photo comes from -- Eva looks great with a firearm, doesn't she?

I do know this: Eva appeared in the first season of the sci-fi TV series Lexx, which used to be broadcast on the SciFi Channel. And this pic definitely did not come from there.

Posted by Wally Conger, who still can't resist the ladies with the guns.

Armed & Dangerous Babe :: Karima Adebibe

Can you believe it? ANOTHER Lara Croft body double babe from the Tomb Raider videogames ! Don't ya love it?

Posted by Wally Conger, who'd be intimidated by all these Lara Croft clones, if he weren't so delighted.